Show Rundown: May 9, 2018

Good Morning Everybody!

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For years now, terms like “mom,” “sister,” and “stepmom” have dominated search traffic on porn websites and as the interest is shared by some in the Stern Show’s back office, the staff got into a discussion Wednesday morning about what exactly the allure of porn that imitates incest could be on a psychological level.

“I think the reason it is so popular is the idea that someone is resisting the notion of it,” Howard hypothesized.

Jason Kaplan agreed. “There’s something about that, ‘It’s wrong, but we’re going to do it anyway,'” he added.

Robin Quivers was not convinced, though, and surmised there was something deeper at work. “I think that’s a very surfacy, flimsy explanation of what’s going on here,” she countered.

Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund, meanwhile, simply wanted to know why his younger co-workers were masturbating so much instead of having sex. The 68-year-old, who has previously admitted to sleeping naked, claimed that even on nights he doesn’t have sex, his fiancée will fool around with him while watching TV. “She’ll take care of me and I don’t have to ask,” he said, maintaining that she initiates it upwards of 75-percent of the time.

Brent “two-finger cul-de-sac” Hatley took things one step further, revealing his wife signed a piece of paper guaranteeing him sex whenever he wants it. Still, if his wife isn’t in the mood, Brent admitted the paper means nothing.

“Did you get it notarized, this agreement?” Howard asked with a laugh.