Take the Stern Show’s 2019 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
Take the Stern Show’s 2019 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
The year had many memorable quotes, but do you remember whose mouth they came from?
December 20, 2019
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1. “I think I could have gotten her number to go out … Listen, obviously our lives have gone in two different directions.” _______ admitting he thought he could have gone out on a date with Jennifer Aniston when she visited the Stern Show many years ago
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Gary Dell’Abate
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Fred Norris
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Ronnie Mund
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Ralph Cirella
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2. “They had a numerical system … they just randomly picked me and I woke up while they were doing it.” _______ telling Howard about once being visited by aliens
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Sammy Hagar
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Michael Anthony
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Lindsay Lohan
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Bella Thorne
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3. “I was functionally illiterate … that application looked like a note from the fucking Unabomber, I’m sure.” _______ describing how he got rejected for a job at Taco Bell as a teenager
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Jimmy Kimmel
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Billie Joe Armstrong
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Adam Carolla
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Sal Governale
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4. “You gotta be able to get in the burning car, know you’re getting into a burning car … then you have to get out of the fucking burning car, make sure you have a support team to make sure you’re safe and happy and then you go, ‘Ok cool, I’ll get back into the burning car.'” _______ on what it takes to survive in show business
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Jennifer Aniston
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Robert Downey Jr.
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Alec Baldwin
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Orlando Bloom
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5. “I fantasy better than you, I fight better than you, and, oh yes, I fuck better than you.” _______ listing all the ways he’s superior to one of his Stern Show adversaries
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Michael Rapaport
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Gary Dell’Abate
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Shuli Egar
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Jeff the Drunk
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6. “My dog ‘visited’ me in a glowing form in my arms … I leaned into my dog and she licked my face and it felt extremely real.” _______ on having a visitation from their late dog
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Robin Quivers
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Gary Dell’Abate
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Sal Governale
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Memet Walker
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7. “I went out to the kitchen to get a drink. I made a bagel, wrapped it up nicely, put it down on the filing cabinet … I come back, the bagel’s all unwrapped, the paper towel’s gone.” _______ on the unsolved mystery of whether one of his co-workers messed with his breakfast
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Jason Kaplan
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Ronnie Mund
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Will Murray
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Chris Wilding
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8. “I would love to live forever. I’m not afraid of death, I’m just pissed off about it.” _______ explaining their thoughts on getting older
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Howard Stern
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Joe Namath
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George Takei
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9. “And that’s when we see a sign behind the desk that says ‘Basement: Keep Out.’ Next slide.” _______ re-pitching his rejected commercial idea he wanted Howard to shoot for his L.A. trip
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Benjy Bronk
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Richard Christy
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Memet Walker
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Chris Wilding
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10. “Nobody ever teased me. I was the fucking alpha, always. _______ telling Howard they were never picked on by other kids when they were younger
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Robert Downey Jr.
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Billie Eilish
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Kristen Stewart
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Snoop Dogg
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11. “I’m a legendary dove. I was always a dove.” _______ on being honored recently by their high school alma mater
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Robin Quivers
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Rachael Ray
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Chelsea Handler
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Whitney Cummings
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12. “People are experts in sports … people are experts on the stock market, I’m an expert on farting. I know when it’s a fart and this was a fart.” _______ weighing in on the “Fartgate” controversy that happened on MSNBC’s “Hardball”
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Howard Stern
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Jimmy Kimmel
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Tracy Morgan
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Seth Rogen
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13. “One day a year for football practice we could bring a weapon to use during practice. My buddy took a table leg and screwed it into his football helmet and he was jousting people … I brought a saw blade … I don’t know how the hell we got away with it.” _______ describing his high school coach’s unconventional methods
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Snoop Dogg
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Brent Hatley
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Sal Governale
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Richard Christy
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14. “I went to meet him, it was at this apartment he was staying in. The doors open and he’s there in a terrycloth robe and just as he opens the door the robe falls open and I’m looking at these massive kiwis of his.” _______ on meeting comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield
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Robert Downey Jr.
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David Alan Grier
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Dana Carvey
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Adam Carolla
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15. “I had an incident when I was younger … I was using a public restroom and someone came in and like was looking over the stall and said I had shit on my fingers so that led to a whole thing … so it was like ‘shit fingers’ for years.” ______ recalling an incident from their youth that resulted in an unfortunate nickname
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Gary Dell’Abate
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Richard Christy
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Sal Governale
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JD Harmeyer
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16. “And he walks me up into this room where the snooker table is, and Bowie sat on the snooker table, and Bono says, ‘I thought you two might just want five minutes.'” _______ on meeting his idol David Bowie while attending a party at U2 frontman Bono’s home
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Mark Ronson
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James Corden
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Chris Robinson
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Joe Elliott
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17. “I love all her smells, I love it … I was like, ‘Hey, uh can I smell your sweaty beav?'” _______ admitting to asking his significant other’s permission to smell her after she’s done working out
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Ronnie Mund
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Lenny Dykstra
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Brent Hatley
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Sal Governale
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18. “I want like a mild strain or whatever you call it. Like a kiddie strain … I’m a paranoid person and I’m afraid I’d be way more paranoid.” _______ considering smoking weed for the first time while out in California
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JD Harmeyer
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Steve Nowicki
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Jon Hein
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Will Murray
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19. “I feel like I enjoy the other stuff so much. In-N-Out is my Nobu.” _______ defending his preference for fast food over gourmet cuisine
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Benjy Bronk
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Jon Hein
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JD Harmeyer
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Jason Kaplan
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