AUDIO: Bigfoot Gives an Update on How He’s Handling the Coronavirus

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Longtime Wack Packer Bigfoot, who hasn’t been heard from in months, recently made contact to give an update on how he’s handling the COVID-19 pandemic, albeit in an odd way. “We feared he was in hiding or in jail or dead,” Howard announced on Wednesday. “Bigfoot called former Howard 100 News reporter Jon Leiberman … Leiberman hasn’t worked with us for years.”

Jon didn’t waste any time before asking about Bigfoot’s current health. Fortunately, the Wack Packer is free of the coronavirus. “I’m doing alright, I don’t have the coronavirus yet,” he told the veteran reporter. “I don’t have no fever, I’ve got a little bit of a cough, I’ve got a runny nose at times.”

“So far so good, he only has two symptoms that’s it,” Howard noted.

Though Bigfoot has avoided contracting COVID-19, that isn’t to say he’s taking all the proper precautions. “I’ve been going out every once in a while,” he confessed. “I’m going to the bank, going to the smoke shop to get cigarettes, all kinds of good stuff. I have things to do, I run a loan sharking business.”

Ever the entrepreneur, the Wack Packer is operating a speakeasy of sorts despite bars not being allowed to operate during this health crisis. “I run like a bar, we allow cigarette smoking, we smoke pot, we drink a little wine coolers … a little bit of everything.”

Catch up more on what Bigfoot has been up to with the full audio (below).