Sal Governale Kicks Off Cocktober by Shaving His Shaft

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Sal Governale gave new meaning to the term “clean shaven” when he took a razor to his own shaft Monday morning to kick off the start of Cocktober 2020. As Howard and co-host Robin Quivers looked on, the longtime Stern Show staffer demonstrated the many steps he takes to maintain his pubic hair.

“I just like the look of it, I like a clean-looking penis,” Sal said of his preferred style before preparing his member for what he said is about a four-minute process. “In order to shave the shaft, you have to stretch the goods so the hair pops out a little more,” he explained.

“I don’t know why he insists on yanking on his foreskin like that,” a perplexed Robin said.

Using an electric razor with a safety guard and on a one setting, Sal gave advice as he worked. “It’s important to use a warm towel,” he recommended before grabbing his shaft and switching to a disposable razor and no shaving cream. “This is called the turkey neck.”

“Don’t hurt yourself Sal, ‘cause you don’t have much there to lose,” Robin jokingly warned. “He just goes at it, doesn’t he?”

After Sal applied some talcum powder Howard, who teased that Sal’s penis resembled a sad clown, did not appear impressed. “To go through all this, I mean it’s really not worth it,” he said. “No offense, your cock doesn’t look any bigger … it doesn’t look any better, it just seems like a big waste of time.”

Eventually, Sal experimented with using aftershave and the results proved extremely painful. “It stings like a son of a bitch,” the staffer admitted. “Don’t put aftershave on your cock and balls. Oh God, it burns.”

Later on, Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund was critical of the move. “That was so stupid that he put the aftershave on it,” he said plainly. “I use coconut butter, it’s great.”