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AUDIO: French-Canadian Prostitute Seeks Christmas Miracle in New Phony Phone Call
“I want to let your audience know I am doing like a Black Friday deal before the holiday,” she tells radio hosts in hopes of new business
The COVID-19 pandemic has been tough on the global economy and the world’s oldest profession is no different. In a new phony phone call, which debuted Wednesday morning, a French-Canadian prostitute called into a radio show hoping to drum up new business.
“Because of this COVID-19 I can barely get customers. It’s ruining my whole fucking deal – I really need a Christmas miracle,” she explained to the hosts. “I want to let your audience know I am doing like a Black Friday deal before the holiday. Everything like half off – $25 blowjob, $15 hand job …”
The gamble paid off when a group of men came to the prostitute’s door and, while the hosts were polite, they drew the line at the audible and graphic signs of group sex.
“Saturday is silly time, today we’re taking it serious,” one host scolded after hanging up.
“She was being gangbanged and he was like, ‘Are you originally from Canada?’” Robin observed with a laugh.
Hear the prostitute’s holiday miracle in the audio (below).