High Pitch Erik Quarrels With Staffer Chris Wilding and Shares News of 2 Upcoming Medical Procedures

High Pitch Erik shared several important updates on Tuesday morning’s Stern Show. First, the Wack Packer wanted the world to know he was frustrated after getting the brush-off from Chris Wilding. Second, he was just hours away from undergoing two invasive medical procedures.

“I have a bone to pick with Chris Wilding,” High Pitch began. “[He] said he would invite me to his birthday [celebration] and … he never responded back to me.”

“I don’t know how to reach Erik anymore. [He] blocked me on social media,” Chris said, insisting his birthday get-together was also quite small.

As High Pitch explained it, however, this wasn’t the first time Chris had ghosted him. “You said you would go to ‘Sesame Street Live!’ and you never went with me,” he said.

“Erik, there was a pandemic!” Chris countered. “I wasn’t leaving the house.

With the world opening back up again, the Wack Packer wondered if the staffer might attend “Sesame Street’s” touring show with him now.

“I think that would be very unusual for two grown men to do that,” Chris said.

Next, High Pitch Erik turned the conversation toward his own health. “I have a colonoscopy and an endoscopy tomorrow,” he told Howard and co-host Robin Quivers.

“And how do we get tickets to that?” Robin laughed.

She and Howard wondered if the Wack Packer had begun preparing for the procedures, and Erik insisted he was on top of it. “They give you that powder that you have to put in the drinks … you have to have the one drink at night before you go to bed,” he said, adding, “You can’t eat the whole day.”

“You gotta shit your brains out for hours,” Howard, a colonoscopy veteran, told him. “Can your toilet handle that?”

“I got the bidet,” Erik said. “The water shoots right up your ass.” Even so, he wasn’t looking forward to getting a colonoscopy and endoscopy on the same day. “It’s like I’m being tortured tomorrow,” he added.

“You might like it,” Chris suggested.

Before saying goodbye, Howard and Robin wished the Wack Packer well. “Let’s hope nothing goes wrong, god forbid. I hope you’ll be safe,” Howard told Erik.