VIDEO: Memet Is Being Bullied … by a Neighborhood Kid

It’s no secret that Memet Walker has sometimes had trouble getting along with his colleagues. But on Wednesday, the Stern Show staffer revealed he’s been dealing with a bully — a child who lives in his neighborhood. “[I] was just driving behind a school bus one day and the kid turns around and just starts giving me the bird,” he explained to Howard before admitting he wrote a note to the parents. “I just said, ‘Hey, I want you to know that your son has been flipping me off when I’m driving through the neighborhood.’”

“I don’t know, writing a letter is a real bitch move,” Howard said disapprovingly. “It makes you look like a douche … like you can’t handle it.”

Aside from Memet’s possible bad karma for admittedly behaving similarly as a teen, Howard shared another theory as to why his staffer is having bully trouble — his penchant for wearing cowboy hats and boots.

“Kids think you’re a douche when you dress like that,” he said matter-of-factly. “You’re like a walking poster for some kid to flip the bird … just dress normal.”

While Memet might not get along with actual kids, he had much better luck when he recently attended a Christmas party for “littles” — adult members of the BDSM community who act like children. “These grown-ups were dressed in diapers and they were doing like Christmas crafts for three-year-olds and getting a visit from Santa Claus,” he recalled. “They were very nice people.”

One caretaker — someone who looks after a little — shed some light on their role and responsibilities. “There are days where we just color, days we watch Disney … and then other days we go out and do events like go to the Crayola factory, [and] get into a little mode where she [doesn’t] have to be responsible anymore,” she revealed. “They regress to an age where they no longer have any responsibilities or make any decisions for themselves.”

“Note to parents — avoid the Crayola factory,” Howard joked. “I wish I only had this sort of time for nonsense.”

At one point, Howard was blown away after hearing audio of a little being scolded for throwing a tantrum while crafting. “Let me remind you, you actually drove here — you’re not a child,” he remarked.

“I’ve seen a lot in this line of work, so I’m pretty good at keeping a straight face, but it was strange,” Memet said of the experience.

Hear some highlights from the party (below).