Ass Napkin Ed and Bigfoot Ask Howard to Make Their Dreams Come True

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Howard and co-host Robin Quivers had nothing but kind words for actor and director Robert Englund, a.k.a. Freddy Krueger, who made Wendy the Slow Adult’s dream come true by spending some quality time with her at a recent horror movie convention. “The audience was tickled,” Howard said on Tuesday. “Thank you, thank you, thank you Robert Englund for doing that for Wendy.”

“She got so excited she had a little accident in her pants,” Howard continued before playing a new clip from Wendy’s encounter in which she yelled “Yeehaw!” just before farting and coughing and the same time.

“Now that’s excitement!” Robin laughed.

“We love making dreams come true,” Howard said. “We asked the rest of the Wack Pack about their dreams — to see if we could make any of them a reality — but unfortunately not all of their dreams are winners.”

Bigfoot, for instance, hoped Howard might finance a delivery business in which the Wack Packer brings everything from pizzas and Chinese food to vodka and marijuana right to someone’s door. “I’d run a top quality service,” Bigfoot said, explaining it would be contingent upon Howard buying him a Cadillac.

Ass Napkin Ed’s request was far simpler. He just wanted to hang out with Howard. “Of course, he’d pay and pick up the bill for everything,” Ed said. “We’ll be like best friends.”

“I wanna be honest, I cannot have a wingman with a full napkin in his ass,” Howard laughed. “It’s not gonna work out.”